Why you should think twice about kissing that frog...

Disney has lied to you. Prince Charming does not exist, or if he does ... he magically turns back into a frog at the words "I do." Ever wonder why the movie ends right when the marriage begins?

THE TOP 5 REASONS NOT TO GET MARRIED:

1. They will blame you for everything that went wrong in their lives.

Did your husband never achieve his lifelong dream of climbing Mount Kilimanjaro? Even if he doesn't have an athletic bone in his body? Oh, and did I mention this lifelong dream just came to him yesterday? Yep, that now becomes your fault.
2. They will take everything you do for granted.

Thinking about trying to make the time more enjoyable by offering to keep them amused throughout the day with a board game? Thinking about offering to make them something to drink? Think again.
3. They will become irritated when you show concern.

Worried about the amount of sleep they are getting each night because of the level of crankiness radiating off of them the next morning? Just going to make them more upset. Even if you are just concerned about having to put up with it the entire day.
4. That look they give you.
Just that complete and utter look of loathing. If you have no idea what I'm talking about just simply place a mirror behind your husband when he's talking to you and look at your reflection. 

5. It will eventually just become a waiting game to see who can survive the longest...
Kind of like that Meatloaf song "I'll never break my promise or forget my vows, but God only knows what I can do right now ... I'm just waiting on the end of time its all that I can do Oo Oo. Waiting on the end of time so I can end my time with you!"